I didn't see that Ms. Pea had tagged me! Sorry honey I'm a bit behind.

Anyway, on with the thingie. As I'm just guessing here, I assume this can be about whatever I want. So deal with it.

1. UGLY PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE HOT. Namely the ones on myspace. I've put up some pictures there that aren't something I'd want my mother to see, but Hubby got a kick out of the seeing them. But I at least have something going for me. It is this type of thing here that is what grosses me out. *funny note: it says 'man-eater' across her butt. I couldn't help but think of the line from Blade Trinity "Unlike most vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina." I just had to share.*


2. PRE-TEEN GIRLS DRESSED LIKE HOOKERS. I have seen more 13 year old girls dressed in outfits that a corner pro wouldn't wear. I saw a girl at the mall and actually asked her how much she cost per hour. Yeah, she looked that trashy.


3. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN LECTURE ME ABOUT THE PROS AND CONS OF THE WAR AND THE ASSHOLE PRESIDENT BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE A MILITARY STICKER ON MY CAR AND I'M MARRIED TO GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. What is it with people who think I care what their opinion is on what my husband does? He's overseas and I worry about him and I'm mad at the president for keeping troops over there so he can prove he has a bigger penis than his father. I don't care if you think its great or crappy or whatever. And for the idiot who assumed "communications expert" meant 'sniper' and called Hubby a 'cold blooded child killer', pray I never meet you in a dark alley. Putz.


4. PEOPLE WHO ONLY COMPLAIN AND DO NOTHING TO IMPROVE THEIR LIVES. These are the ones I have the bad luck to meet at bars. They bemoan that they're utilities are shut off, they're behind on rent, but when asked about what job they have, they're 'between jobs right now'. Get off your butt and get a job!

5. ROB THOMAS/JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE/POP ICONS WHO NEED TO FADE INTO THE BACKGROUND FOREVER. I was an *N Sync dork. I have confessed my sins (I was a teenager and easily swayed) and have been forgiven. I liked Matchbox 20. I now wish they would go away and leave us alone. They're like cockroaches, they don't die! The songs are all the same, even the beats. Delivered to a numb-minded society that sees only T&A and laps it up with a spoon. Take away the half-naked girls, the flashy cars and dance moves that a toddler could perform, and what do you have? A washed up song performed by someone who needs to realize they're time in the limelight is up and move past it.

Really.

Who would I like to tag?

Darling Jack
Hiss
Piper
mo-cridh
Diva


I guess I was tagged, so here's my attempt at it.
11:52 p.m. 2005-07-06

tonight
last night
tomorrow
last year

napkins
black book
bar tender

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